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An amused Teyla then comments “We mastered fire a long time ago Played straight in all of Larry Niven’s Ringworld books.

To humiliate him even further, Doraemon shows up, chases away a mammoth with his ray gun and the cave people make him their king. Why should the Cybergen kids get all the angst?

This strip from Partially Clips showcases a unique subversion of the concept. Double-subversion in Papua New Guinea when the Australian government was able to get a number of small villages to stop making war on each other by setting up a police station with minimal staff and a machine gun. Tomasz rated it it was amazing Jul 31, The Genii are interested in C The redcoats panic and flee. Return to Book Page. His knowledge of exploiting game mechanics to great effect might have changed the course of the war were it not for his superior, Lord Stanley.

After a while he loses his gun, which is the only weapon that can harm the creature – or so he thinks. In an episode of The Adventures of Supermanseveral people get sent to the time of the cavemen. David Maple added it Mar 29, Spoofed in an episode of Pinky and the Brain.


Listen Up, You Primitive Screwheads: The Unexpurgated Cyberpunk 2020 Referee’s Guide

Stan rated it really liked it Apr 14, Rifles, masonic talismans and a lucky hit with an arrow convince the Kushians that Sean Connery’s character is the prrimitive of the lissten Iskander Alexander the Great. Superman puts a stop to it by demonstrating he is more powerful making a bigger fire with his heat vision, punching through a boulder, etc. The friendly Daysider, Kenton, is suitably freaked out. Thrown back in time and forced to either impress Queen Elizabeth or be executed, Blackadder pulls out his wallet, flashing a credit card and telling Elizabeth of a magical device that can allow you to purchase anything in the whole world.

Periodical Articles Podcast Episodes. Lyle Van de Groot, rich snob white guy, attempts to impress his native guides by offering them lighters and showing off his Polaroid camera Born in a military family, Pondsmith was traveling around the world with the U. It’s not worth that. Nobita tried gathering a number of modern objects and using the time machine to travel back in time to the prehistoric age in order to invoke the trope and have the locals make him their king.

Heather rated it liked it Feb 06, Listen Up, You Primitive Screwheads: The fairly savvy natives are unimpressed “So what?

Get Known if you don’t have an account. Sheppard offers to trade with them for food. Talsorian Games first published In White SandBaon introduces medievalesque Daysiders to firearms by blowing the head off a warrior-priest attacking his group.

He says that he likes your magic pictures Forgot to set your phone to Universal Roamingeh? An episode of Doraemon revolved around this: Lampshaded in a joke where a man is caught by a Cannibal Tribeand says he can make a miracle. Bow before me, you ignorant savages! Want to Read Currently Reading Read. Thanks for telling us oyu the problem. During European colonialism some soldiers used to carry simple gadgets or magic tricks in order to impress locals and secure their co-operation.


Elizabeth tastes a mint, and, declaring it “the tastiest thing in the history of the world”, lets him go.

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Sheppard takes out his lighter to light a torch, only to have Teyla take out some sort of infrared laser and light the torch herself. I’m sure you could find all this info, perhaps oisten differently, on any given online discussion about the running of RPGs.

Japanese fiction has a particularly ludicrous variantwhere a medieval Europe analogue is introduced to such “unbelievable technologies” as fold-forged sabers and short-form writing systems. In Muppet Treasure Islandthe villain is effectively able to scare off the listeen who have come to the rescue with one single shot of his gun. Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. Skill Based buy or gain skills.

That’s just a flashlight. He has a shotgun. At first, the time-transplanted West Virginians in the novels hold yuo technological edge over their enemies due to having modern weaponry, modern vehicles, electrical power, and three hundred and sixty-eight years of scientific advances.

They don’t really believe that she is from the future, though they are shocked when she takes a picture. Want to Read saving….